Insurance Jokes and Humor - Whatever
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A woman hears from her doctor that she has cancer and only six months to live. The doctor recommends that she marry a claims adjuster and move to South Dakota. The woman asks, "will this cure my cancer?"
"No," said the doctor, "but the six months will seem much, much longer!"
Don't Pass The Bread, Please!
(Note: This humor comes from fboexchange.com. Editor Jim Hostetler produces an on-line subscription publication call FBO that is one of the insurance industry's best newsletters. If you are in the insurance business we highly recommend that you subscribe. The following reprinted letter discusses liability lawsuits gone mad. While the issue of our legal system out of control is not funny to insurers providing product liability insurance we think you will enjoy the author's wit)...
Lawsuits against Chevy Corvettes for not putting warnings on their accelerator pedals.
Claims against Harley Davidson for failing to put roll-bars on motorcycles.
Suits against Sarah Lee for irresponsibly baking with butter for the past 30 years.
A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, "Smell of baked bread may be health hazard:" The article went on to describe the dangers of the smell of baking bread. The main danger, apparently, is that the organic components of this aroma may break down ozone. (I'm not making this stuff up).
I was horrified. When are we going to do something about bread-induced global warming? Sure, we attack tobacco companies, but when is the government going to go after Big Bread?
Well, I've done a little research, and what I've discovered should make anyone think twice...
In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions:
Please send this on to everyone you know who cares about this crucial issue.
Sex Life Insurance
Insurance in the Bible
Two women are playing golf when one of them ask the other, "Do you and your husband have mutual climax?" The other woman replies, "No, I think we have State Farm."
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